Lortab, Yellow Shirts, Heavy People, and Milkshakes.... oh my

I'm at my friend's house right now. She's tripping on liquid lortab from getting her tonsils removed, and in the 30 minutes I've been here, she's done made me fall on the floor laughing about 4 times.

When I got here at approximately 10:40pm, she did not know where she was and thought she was a fairy on a ski lift in Colorado. She opened the door perfectly, but when she walked off, she started stumbling and staggering towards the bathroom. I knew it was a good idea for me to come over here, since she couldn't walk in a straight line. It was kinad sad that this is happening because of her getting her tonsils removed. Today marks day 3, and so far my friend is having a low grade fever and hallucinations. When I got in her house, she asked me if I know how to use a blender. It's pretty easy, but I can see why she was asking me this. Then she asked if I wanted some, and that's when she lost me.

"Milkshakes you dumb fuck!", she yelled at me in a high pitched, yet soft voice. "oh..... ok.", I replied, slightly confused. while I was making us milkshakes, I had a lapse in thought and asked her if milk goes in them. I know what you're about to think, but what was goign through my head at the time was, 'How far gone is this woman?!" well..... the answer I got back was rather funny. "I have no idea where I am and even I know that milk goes in milkshakes! These are milkshakes you idiot! These aren't something like lava shakes!!" she tried to yell at me waving at the lava lamp. I just backed away and smiled at her.

Then, that's when the bottom fell out and she started gonig on about the cast of Heavy and how the yellow team's shirts are a travasty and a terrible tragedy. She then went on to say that they will evolve into fat pikachus and the world will forever be taken over by giant mice that fire electricity from their cheeks. This rant went on for aboutan hour and then she let it run on into Intervention, which she is now watching and sitting on the recliner silently. She says she's ok, so I'm pretty sure that she's just tired now, which is a good thing. Now she's just having a time, sitting on the recliner. I hope she gets better fast. She's just spaced out now and I've been here for about an hour.

*sighs* ahhhh friends. They make our lives special.